Twats' page - a look at some of the top twats ever to be seen
Twat 1
1. Nick Hancock is the biggest and most annoying twat of all time. He is a complete tosser who sits about playing with himself and Rory McGrath while havering on about that thing that happened a year before we won the World Cup.
2.You might not know who this twat is. I'll help. He said those digusting words (the name of Hancock's show) and gets of the tits of any decent human being. This disgrace to humanity has led to fat english bastards with no shirts and twats like RobBonnet saying these cursed words endlessly. This man is a twat who should be excavated from his grave and made to pay for his crime by being slapped until he wakes up and admit it never crossed the line!!! Or maybe we should just let him RIP?
Twat 3
3. Twat number 3 goes by the name of John McCrirrick. I didn't know his name either, he was just that tosser what wore pish off that shite on Channel 4 on Saturday afternoons when Hibs were playing on the Sunday. I had already accepted him into the twat community from seeing him once or twice accidentally on TV. On Offside, on Monday he took just 15 minutes to convince me of what a twat he really is. He hijacked the show by running around the studio giving everyone grief, cos short of a few braindead bigots everyone wanted them to get horsed. I know you'll agree he's a twat but here's the worst bit of all.....he likes Thatcher!!!! His twat rating soarded dramatically and the only reason he's below the other 2 twats is nobody watches horse racing so has to see his tawtty self anyway. To meet other decent souls who agree John McCrirrick is a twat go on http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/board/showthread.php?threadid=4646 it goes on over 3 pages!
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5. Here's a total twat for you. Prince Harry Pothead. Yeah, he's that little tosser who runs about smoking hash and getting pished while all the rest of us work to pay for the little cunt. Of course when he's not doing that he'll doubtless be supporting england at rugby. What a twat! Him and his brother have the capacity to turn Scotland into a land ruled by a bigger twat than we currently have. Thank God we're in end times, people.
Twat 3
