Meet the Jambees:Joe: Hearts fan, prides himself in being tight. His wallet contains more moths than the butterfly and insect world.
Scott: Hibs fan, fantastic guy. No faults whatsoever (guess who typed this!)
Dave: Hearts fan, admires the Old Enclosure, at Tynecastle and goes to "Billy's warehouse".
Calum: Hibs fan, thinks Bobby (Williamson) is round (or square when Hibs lose) and likes to remind everyone of this.
The manager: Hans "Berti" Hubert Vogts has previous managerial experience with Germany. He and oor pal, Gareth Southgate succesfully conspired to knock E*****d out of Euro 96 - at Wembley too! His team went on to win the tournament, by beating the Czech Republic (happy now, Joe?) in the final. He was also Kuwait manager, when we pinched him.The team (likely starting XI):
Rab Douglas: Not fantastic, but best keeper we've got (Gallacher v Austria, Sullivan v Eire!)
Steven Pressley: Jambo
Jackie McNamara: Celtic, can play as midfielder or defender, okay in both positions
Christian "f*****g" Dailly: Okay on pitch, always seems to get in the team, but have you heard him in the tunnel? Fantastic!
Mo Ross: Rangers, unjustly sent off v Germany away.
Paul Lambert: Our captain, can be excellent, but international commitment often questioned
Barry Ferguson: Blackburn, same goes as Lambert (but he's not captain)!
Colin Cameron: Gritty midfielder, creates chances well and holds the title of being Juanjoman's 2nd favourite player
Neil McCann: Dangerous winger, can also be played as a striker (scored in his last 2 games, for us!)
Stevie Crawford: Regular scorer - why was he so pish at Hibs? He did so have the service! He had Sauzee and Latapy in midfield!
Kenny Who? Scored our equaliser v Germany at Hampden
